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“Responsible for various tasks” is not experience. It's a horoscope.
How it works
Three steps. Mild emotional damage.
Upload
Drop a PDF, DOCX or screenshot. Or just paste the text.
Get roasted
A score out of 100 and a section-by-section takedown.
Fix it
Concrete rewrites and a checklist. Roast again, watch it climb.
Example roast
This is what you get.
A real-looking roast of a student resume. Yours will be just as personal.
“This resume says “detail-oriented” three times and still spelled ‘Javascript’ two different ways.”
Formatting
64Three fonts, two column layouts and a header that's 20% of the page. Bold choice.
Fix: One font, one column, name at 20pt max.
Experience
52“Responsible for various tasks” is not experience. It's a horoscope.
Fix: Lead every bullet with a verb and a concrete outcome.
Impact & Metrics
38Zero numbers. Not one. Did anything you did ever get measured?
Fix: Add a number to at least 3 bullets: %, $, users, hours saved.
Before / after
From “helped with stuff” to hired.
Responsible for working on the company website.
Rebuilt the checkout page in React, cutting load time 40% and lifting conversions 12%.
Helped with social media for student club.
Grew the CS Club Instagram from 300 to 1,800 followers in one semester with a weekly content calendar.
Worked in a team to make an app.
Led a 4-person team shipping a campus food-ordering app used by 600+ students in its first month.
Features
Everything a recruiter thinks but won't say.
Brutal score
One number, no participation trophies.
Section breakdown
Formatting, impact, skills, ATS — graded separately.
Bullet rewrites
Your weak bullets, rewritten with verbs and numbers.
ATS keyword check
See which keywords the robots are looking for.
Job description matcher
Paste a posting, get a match % and what's missing.
Progress tracking
Watch your score go from tragic to hireable.
Pricing
Cheaper than a bad first impression.
Free
Taste the heat.
$0
- 1 roast
- Overall score
- Section breakdown
- Top 3 fixes
Pro
One resume, fully torched.
$4one-time
- Everything in Free
- 6–8 bullet rewrites + summary rewrite
- Find-your-numbers worksheet
- ATS keyword placement + cut list
- Interview prep questions
Deep Dive
For the full job hunt.
$12/mo
- Everything in Pro, unlimited
- Unlimited resume rebuilds
- 6–8 bullet rewrites + summary rewrite
- Find-your-numbers worksheet
- ATS keyword placement + cut list
- Interview prep questions
- LinkedIn headline + target roles
- Job description matcher
- Tailored summaries
- Timed action plan
- Progress tracking
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